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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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Brass paloma

A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).
We spent our warm, summer evening on the porch, sipping brass palomas.
by Pseudoratsofnym September 14, 2020
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Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.
« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
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brass

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President Donald Trump “was summoned to meet top brass at the Pentagon on January 18th
by med555 January 27, 2018
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Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.
Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.
by SuperTrans March 26, 2020
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chop a brass

To have a sex with a prostitute
I'm gunna chop a brass tonight
by Paul smith aaaa January 5, 2017
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Brass

Yo it’s bare brass outside today
by Kayz January 27, 2019
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