The British

A bunch of dumbasses in a small country.

Man1: hey are you racist?
Man2: no, bit the british push it close

by LetsBeFrank0719 February 16, 2021

British Invasion 2k6

WAS going to be an amazing show, ended up with tear gas, police fucking people up, 2 cop cars getting busted, 40 buildings ruined. Nazi punks & skins started it, but the cops made it worse. Tear gased the building and fucked everyone up, when the riot was outside. Ruined a great show on both ends.

"British Invasion 2k6 was fucking crazy man"
"Yeah I know, the nazi started it up, but the cops fucked it over too"

by teargasfuckedup March 19, 2006

British Fag

An American or non British idividual that says common British terms

"What banter, mate!"
"Shut up British Fag"

"Mate, take the piss"
"God Johnny, your such a British Fag"

by 911didBush June 18, 2015

british

people with the best quality teeth, the fanciest noses, and the best accent

jack: 'ello mate owr ye doin'?
harry: no'in mucc mate jus' eat'n moi crispity crunchy munchy cracker jack nibbler crack n' pop queens lovely jubly delights, mutt
jack: oi se' ee got dem stroipees twwou moit
harry: ye' ye'moit it costed me fiftoi pounds moit its jus' nor'al bri'ish ponds
british cop: OI OI OI OI OI WHOTS OULL DIS RAMBLINN?
jack: oim jast showin off me nyew stroipees
british cop: OUD YE GE' EM???????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack: Pounds moit
british cop: oiuyt den' ye av a gud on

by gauxapen March 25, 2021

British accent

One of the many ways to get an American girl to sleep with you.

-Hey I have a British accent, wanna go for a shag
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha

by JoeTheFool August 15, 2011

British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

by rollmybluntbitch July 6, 2016

british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.

dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005