baffon

a dumbfuck who has seen the definition of bafoon and baffoon but is still too stupid to search up the motherfucking word buffoon

Guy 1: you're the baffon here
Guy 2: you're the dumbass here for not knowing how to write buffoon correctly you blithering idiot

by goober_XD August 27, 2025

jelly baff

When you slide jelly into the open anus of a girl then suck it out using a straw like clearing water from a bath

Gave my girl the best jelly baff last night, strawberry flavour was on the menu

by Willskipezza July 19, 2016

left-baffled

The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.

Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.

Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled

by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019

bubble baff

A bath in wich you preform all of the self care actions you have been putting off for far too long

She only takes bubble baffs and doesn’t use deodorant.

by crazyoctopus33 May 16, 2022

in baffoon

The state of being unkempt and still in your pajamas well past morning; not yet made up for the day and planning to keep it that way

Sam ignored her long to-do list, opting to stay in baffoon.

Why the hell did you invite someone over? You know I’m in baffoon!

by wokchop January 27, 2024

Bubs And Baffle

Bubs and Baffle are a classic example of "best friends"
If two people are really close friends and spend alot of time together you would say "Ahh, they're like Bubs and Baffle"

Person one: friend one and friend two are like best mates now, aren't they?
Person two: Yeah, their like Bubs and Baffle...

by WhoNow? June 6, 2009