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Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.
We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.
by nasamsl March 11, 2010
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bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.
Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."
by Pwince July 15, 2010
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elitist bastard

One is arrogant and egotistical, and believes they are superior to others, for a reason that is petty, a reason that is questionable or based on opinion, or for being in a 'better' situation than others placed entirely on luck and not one's actual experiences (such as a parent's wealth).

As a result, they are prejudiced to those that they consider to be less 'elite'. To those that are of equal or higher status, they will either show more respect to, or envy.
Brandon is an elitist bastard, because he believes his desktop screenshot is better than anybody elses and makes fun of others because of it.
by Timmy T. December 10, 2007
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shit bastard

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas
"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"
by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005
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black bastards

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.
The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards
by RobinandBatman January 23, 2011
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daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.
by E April 7, 2005
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Daughter of a Bastard

The inverse of an S.O.B is a D.O.B.
Daughter of a Bastard I just got fired!
by coolkhat May 13, 2014
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