Baldashery

Craziness, trouble...a treacherous act.

I was completely blindsided by this baldashery!

What amazes me is the baldashery of those who continue to commit crime!

I am in awe at the seriousness of that baldashery

by JMLW1000 January 18, 2011

Ballage

The art of grasping one's balls and massaging them. It's a massage if the testicles.

How come you never give me a ballage while I'm just laying around?

by DrewBH March 31, 2017

ballable

A word used to describe usually a female who is "ORDINARY"but not "Hot"but you would still be willing to have sex with.

"she's ok,definitely;ballable;

by KenkKenniem July 30, 2017

flamin balla

An insult. A really gay person that thinks there good a ballin

Hunter is such a flamin Balla.

by Richard Mulligans May 2, 2007

pillar balla

a balla who stands behind the pillar in a bar. Only peeking his head around the pillar to stalk out his prey.

Yo ya see dat pillar balla over der. he's pretty fine.

by wellfuck April 19, 2009

The back door Ballard County slaw dog

While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her

Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.

by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019

ballard

(verb)bal-urd

To "ballard" is to suddenly dismiss yourself from anything after either an argument, extreme frustration, or loss.

"Come on, bro. Don't BALLARD on us."

"That asshole BALLARDS all the fucking time."

by keyserRG September 27, 2011