by RenCloverDidaBad January 03, 2024
When you smash into another vehicle in your driveway, without hitting the brakes. Like, not even a little bit.
by Kptnkuku October 18, 2022
An asshole who has good drawing skills and stays up to late at night talking on snap to some weirdo.
Person 1: have you seen auntie dakota lately?
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023
by Dripo January 18, 2021
The most terrifying and most feared insult in any language known, and has the power to win any argument with a simple phrase.
Andrew: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*
by The reincarnation of Jesus March 14, 2018
by Liptip January 11, 2023
Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022