August 14

When the baddest bishes was born baby

Boy:dang she born in August

Girl:yea
Boy:what day
Girl:August 14
Boy:ooh she a bad bish

by Thattbishh November 5, 2019

August 31st

If u are lucky you are born on this day. Only GOATS are born on August 31. You are physically and mentally awesome.

Ricardo- hey when’s your birthday

Shiniqua- it’s August 31st.

Ricardo- you are literally the GOAT

by Boogieman53553 November 15, 2019

august 29

the bday belonging to the cutest people out there <3

“when’s your bday?”
“august 29”

“alexa, play lover by taylor swift”

by chaoticneutral2019 October 20, 2021

August 27th

People born in august 27th are powerful. Virgo’s! They are the most funniest and craziest people on earth. If you were born in August 27th then you are probably really beautiful and smart.

no way you were born in august 27th!!
that’s really rare!! I’m jeaulous.

by urdreamperson April 24, 2021

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

flawless august

Eine Challenge die von dem Deutschen YouTuber ,,Taddl" ins Leben gerufen wurde.
Ursprünglich geht es darum sich im ganzen August an folgende Regeln zu halten:

- Nicht onanieren
- Vor 3 Uhr nachts ins Bett gehen
- Nicht rasieren
- Einen Kalender verwenden
- Nicht kiffen

Jedoch kann man diese Punkte auch für sich personalisieren mit Sachen die einem selbst gut tun würden.

Person 1: Machst du beim flawless august mit?
Person 2: Nein.

by Idkwieichmichnennensoll August 19, 2020

August 7

The day when amazing people are born. If you’re born on this day then everyone likes you and you’ll have a hot wife.

Bro you heard of that new kid, he’s amazing
Yeah he was born on August 7

by Jdbekbxh November 14, 2019