Asspon

When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.

“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”

by flexmaster01 December 6, 2019

aspensdiens

Means anything and all at the same time.

+ Here you go, a gift!
- Oh, aspensdiens for the gift!

+ How are you?
- Meh... today I'm aspensdiens...

+ What are you doing?! You are a piece of aspensdiens, noob!

by Anonymous_Dr May 15, 2020

aspen

complete and utter spastic

stop being an aspen

by zimmer frame September 13, 2020

Aspen

a complete and utter spastic

stop being such an aspen jeez

by zimmer frame September 13, 2020

Aspen

a complete and utter spastic

stop being such an aspen jeez

by zimmer frame September 13, 2020

Assenflüten

A flatulence of Nordic origin.

what a big meal we had! I feel an assenflüten coming on..

by Paisley Slayzher October 9, 2020

assbending

assbending is when a truck gets stuck in ur step sister pussy so u ass bend her ass to make her ass get stuck in ur dick

im assbending my sister its hot

by SMORT - eggplant gang December 4, 2020