Asher

turns on j- i mean whaaaa

“after all this kidnapping we should go have s- I MEAN REST” -asher

by techno 🤙 May 1, 2022

asher

asher is a short guy with a gigantic penis. if you ever run into this guy you will be so jelous that you cry yourself to sleep

if i can ever asher myself ill gain alot of self confidence

by JesusBLESSmyBOOT January 6, 2025

Asher

An Asher could be either very sweet or very salty. There's no in between.

The salty Asher could punch you or kick you in the shins. This is from personal experience.
The sweet Asher will care for you and he's very sporty, also like the salty Asher.

Make sure to keep your friends close (a.k.a the sweet Asher) but to keep your enemies closer (the salty Asher.)

Sweet Asher: "Omg! That Asher guy is so charming!"
Salty Asher: "Ugh, that Asher guy also kicked me to the ground this morning."

by jizzy min min December 18, 2017

Asher

Asher is a guy that probably has long brown hair and blue eyes with freckles he thinks he is mysterious but he is just a softy at heart ❤️ And loves cats

“ Who is that guy over there petting a stray cat“
“ oh that’s Asher“

by Yay ok hi April 19, 2023

Asher Eggli

The cutest man on the face of the earth also the funniest.

Asher Eggli is so cute.

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Asher

An explosive gun that can take out 6000000000 jonases its crazy how powerful it is

The Man used a Asher to stop the fight

by wefasldhfnlaehnkdhfas November 24, 2019

Asher

A sweet, funny, and lovable girl whose heart is big, but her temper is shorter than she is. Her heart first belongs to God, so if you try to pursue her, you might find yourself attending church the following Sunday. She loves her family, and isn't afraid to show it. She's very loud, extremely theatric, and some people consider her "childish", but she couldn't care less! Nothing is "normal" with her, so if you date her, literally expect the unexpected! She makes you smile without even trying, and half the time she doesn't even know how she's doing it. I don't know how, but she simultaneously lives in two worlds at once, and is oblivious a good percent of the time. She's often on her toes, either working so she can blow her money on her family, or literally standing on her toes because she wants to see how long she can hold the position. Get on her bad side, and she'll tear you a new one! She may not remember what she wore the other day, but she'll never forget what you did to piss her off!

I just saw Asher...she bumped into a light pole

by imapersonwithaname November 23, 2021