Anthony

Person of slowness to the brain speeds. Enjoys marshmellow cream in his pockets. Takes the slow way around town, ie; wears a helmet and walks into brick walls. Wears Taco's. Eats pants, spoons, and leafy pamphlets. Talks to Miniature minnie mouse statues that he carries with him at all time.

Dude, check out that dork, what an Anthony!

by doodlealladay February 5, 2010

Anthony

A guy who has no idea what his Christmas present is but all his friends already know. muhahahaha

"don't tell anthony until after Christmas"

by yourmomknowstoo December 17, 2012

Anthony

A shit talker that makes fun of others to make himself feel better because he has alot of insecurities. He can make people laugh, but only at the suffering of others.

Hey don't act like a ANTHONY. Thoes guys never get freinds.

by Grahm Cracker November 27, 2016

Anthony

Asshole. He can go stuff his dick into a tic tax container cause that's all it'll fit into. Such a pathetic cunt and so selfish and ungrateful, full of himself and completely arrogant

Anthony is a dick, doesn't deserve anyone good

by COOKIE21T September 4, 2017

Anthony

A jerk who refuses to take the yellow sweettart but then quickly snatches his girlfriends blue sweet tart. Obviously doesn't have a heart because he took the BLUE FRICKING SWEETTART. Honestly, what kind of person does that? An Anthony. Which is the reason he can't be on the top 20 best boyfriend names list.

He really took the blue sweettart? What an Anthony..

by Karlsss November 28, 2016

Anthony

Anthony is a harmful person.He would try to be your friend , but at the end he will abandon you.He is an asshole. He say harmful things like I wish u would’ve died. Piece of shit!

Anthony is Piece of shit person.

by Anthony Lopez : hateful April 16, 2019

Anthony

Anthony is only five foot nine inches of a man. He is very Italian and very very good looking! He is known for having one of the most amazing girlfriends in the entire world who cares for him so much. He has some intolerance to lactose but still eats a lot of cheese even though he is not supposed to. He has so much love and support for those he loves . He has amazing things ahead of him and may think sometimes that he can't accomplish what he wants to but he knows that he has so many people who love him so much and support him. Anthony is the type to make everyone smile and laugh. He is a great athlete as well. You're lucky if you have an Anthony in your life.

girlfriend " ya my boyfriend is Anthony"

random person " oh shit your boyfriend is hot"

by betcha can't guess who April 26, 2019