Albert Einstein Upper Cut 

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

Albert Einstein Upper Cut by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

Albert Bach Frandsen 

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets

Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.

Albert Bach Frandsen by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017

albert kung 

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.

Didn't see Albert Kung coming?

albert kung by The future of the future December 10, 2017

Albert the ginger

very ginger

being defined Albert the ginger means that a person or thing is either acting or just is very ginger

Albert the ginger by jonnythelad January 8, 2019

Albert Jackson C. 

Just a straight chub chaser.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.

Albert Jackson C. by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019

Albert F. Biella 

A school for idiot children.
But 2019 6th graders are great.
Frankie please stop yelling nigger at lunch though-
Hi at this school we all talk shit about other schools while sharing food and using our phones when we’re not supposed to.

Cassy and Pablo: sharing food

Kids coming over for the basketball game:
Ew wtf

Everyone:
This is Albert F. Biella bitch!

Albert F. Biella by Caramel’s Gay April 28, 2019

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

Albert Einstein in a mug. by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019