Alan Bowl

An Alan Bowl is a half empty bowl of flower Usually enjoyed by oneself alone.

I had a very rough day and came home and stared at my Alan Bowl

by Enormous Anonymous February 11, 2019

Alan Tango

A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.

Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.

"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

omer alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.Someone who is sweet, loving and kind. The best guy to have as your boyfriend because he treats you so well and knows how to take care of you. Makes friends with your friends and isn't afraid to show how much he cares for you.This man is the very definition of sexy, that every person on the opposite sex desires. He is really a greek god of modern times. He's not too muscular nor to thin he is just right.

That man is so omer alan....

by jeana wellens February 15, 2013

Alan Torres

The king of rape

“Hey have you heard of Alan Torres?”

“No, who is he??”

“Alan Torres, the king of rape”

by Cocomelom April 24, 2022

Alan Shepard

For God's sake, do research on this before putting in a definition!

noun

1. the first American in space

verb

1. (unofficial) some sexual act

noun

1. "Alan Shepard was the second person in space after Yuri Gagarin from the Soviet Union."

verb

1. "Imagine you were the first American in space, and some pervert decides to put a made-up, sexual definition of your name. Disgusting."

by UltimateFantasyY April 21, 2023

alan garcia

Former Peruvian president known for being sketchy, corrupt and fat.

Alan is known for escape from Peruvian justice several times, have received a big bribes and released drug traffickers and corrupt people in his period leading country.

Alan Garcia ruins country in the '80s. During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks and numerous human rights abuses.

Alan Garcia fuck up Peru twice

by Popy Olivera November 22, 2018

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022