alans finks

A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.

Alans finks sucks willy on a daily

by Shabbyk September 28, 2021

Alan Keith

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children

the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*

by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

Alan abishek

Most trust worthy person you can say! One among most successful persons in life . He will be there for others in their difficult times . Alan abishek is a person whom you wanted to be .

Hey Alan abishek

by anonymous November 22, 2021

alan liang

the best person u could ever come across, hes so hot id smash him with everything i can his juicy balls ahhh simppppp

ahhhhhhhhh alan liang????? yes alan liang do be the definiton of smashable

by DADDYSMILKMEOW January 24, 2023

Alan Tango

A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.

Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.

"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

omer alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.Someone who is sweet, loving and kind. The best guy to have as your boyfriend because he treats you so well and knows how to take care of you. Makes friends with your friends and isn't afraid to show how much he cares for you.This man is the very definition of sexy, that every person on the opposite sex desires. He is really a greek god of modern times. He's not too muscular nor to thin he is just right.

That man is so omer alan....

by jeana wellens February 15, 2013

Alan Butterfield

Stealth bad ass who hung on a tree during hurricane Harvey over 18 hours, grumpy old fart that has 9 lives like a cat.

Lets climb a tree like alan Butterfield

by Samiamx2 December 21, 2018