advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.

"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

adult tweens

Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.

It sucks, we can die serving our country, but under the law we are still adult tweens.

by Guido1 November 29, 2011

adult star

Basically a non-sexual way of saying "porn star"

Porn fan 1: "I love her. She is the best adult star ever!"
Porn fan 2: "Dude, why can't you just say porn star?"
Porn fan 1: "It makes things less awkward in public."

by MegaMilkCosplayer March 12, 2014

semi-adult

means that an adult is acting like a child

The semi-adult is out of control.

by lil pamp May 7, 2018

Adult Swim

Whats on cartoon network after the kiddies have to go to bed. Used to have Cowboy Bebop and for awhile had Fooley Cooley. Occasionally they have some good shows on, but it pretty much sucks nowadays.

Wohoo time for some of that adult swim.

by me October 11, 2003

Adult Breastfeeding

Muslim practice of an adult milk-bearing woman emptying her milk into a cup and providing it for her male coworkers so they might become her "sons."

Muslim man #1: "Man I'm really thirsty."
Muslim man #2: "Go ask Haysha. She's filling up for some adult breastfeeding around 2."

by Annay December 2, 2007

Millennium adult

A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).

Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!

Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.

Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)

Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?

Mother: Yes, I remembered.

Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!

(Mom passes out)

Blake: Mom?

by Biologist2001 January 20, 2018