Absolute Beta Male

Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.

See also: Beta Soy Boy

Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.

by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019

Absolute handsome bastard

Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.

Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?

Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously

by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021

Doing the absolute most

Putting immense effort and class into a role or song or being not afraid of going out of your comfort zone with a character.

E.g. You are doing the absolute most in every role and this is why you get every role you audition for. We Stan this (this is a positive thing)

by Guineapiggyg April 5, 2022

One Shot Absolute

When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.

He's 'One Shot Absolute'!! Teamshot him and hold your ground guys we got the win!!

by Abacoot December 26, 2021

absolut jack-ass

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

by assrocket December 25, 2004

absolute rocket

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.

Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.

by absolute rocket May 17, 2016

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop

Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”

by Dababy’s baby October 18, 2019