Street Abortion

n. Walking up to a random pregnant woman in public, punching her in the stomach, and running

Jesus! Karl, that kid just street abortioned your wife!

by Gizzie Styzzle September 28, 2003

RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

by drew2258 June 06, 2017

spooky aborted

all fetuses conceived on halloween night that got aborted

i heard jenny has a spooky aborted

by _.spooky._ April 25, 2020

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 05, 2020

Abortion Rape

The act of the government denying an abortion to a woman forcing her to grow and give birth to the unwanted child.

The Alabama government Abortion Raped me after I accidentally got pregnant.

by PoliticalArrangements May 17, 2019

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 09, 2012