rrheasthmatic attack

You know, when you have to take a shit so bad when you have diarrhea, and you run to the shitter so fast that you develop a mild case of asthma... you've been there.

Usually happens when you:
1. Are a mad fast sprinter
2. Are overweight and take naturally massive dumps
3. A combination of 1 and 2, if at all possible
4. Oh yeah, or if you are a big pussy

Ross: Holy shit, did you see that tubby chick head for the john? She had the worst rrheasthmatic attack ever, but hell, I don't blame her... she nearly sharted all over my fucking leg.

Timmy: You know everybody hates you, right?

by RGTimE December 28, 2008

Ass Attack

the sudden attack of the anus

joey planned a stealthy ass attack

by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006

Ass Attack

the runs, diarrhea

after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack

by moi December 8, 2003

Mac Attack

A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.

A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.

Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?

Conway - What you got planned?

Laurence - A Mac Attack what else

Conway - Count me and the boyz in bro'

by The OG Mac Attacker January 25, 2011

smile attack

When you’re suddenly hit with something that makes you smile (ex:Puppy pics, a compliment, etc)

Bill: Wow Kevin your outfit is amazing

Kevin: Damn thanks Bill but what’s with the sudden Smile Attack

by Judy made this word March 26, 2023

Comedy Attack

When somebody has too much to drink, and as a result has a seizure of comedy. This often involves acts of stupidity or danger which the person will believe to be hilarious.

"You win this time Maiden..." said Chris.
"He's having another Comedy Attack again isn't he?" replied Charlotte.

by Stanners03 November 19, 2011

Nostalgia attack

Having a nostalgic feeling and remembering it so much you want to relive those times again and might want to cry from those good times long gone

I almost had a nostalgia attack after hearing the Wii shop music

by Glaceporeon May 6, 2021