AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!

Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022

Dirty Ares

Before he has sex he slaps the hoe with his dick. He's also known as the pussy shredder.

Danm that dude is a Dirty Ares right there. I wish I was that guy.

by Pussy warrior April 21, 2022

Ar

Your name is Lara and your doing the "Removing the first and last letter of your name and the ones left describes you", well you suck and your addicted to kpop boys who will never even like you back. But atleast you have a best friend who loves you to the moon and back and is also inlove with the same korean boys. Take care of that said best friend cause they'll love you forever. :>

"You are such an Ar" -said no one ever

by ImTrAsH🗑 June 8, 2020

Ar

A literal QUEEN of society. Treat her right or you will be sorry

I know right! She is so ar

I wish i was ar

by QUEEN PIE May 22, 2021

Clinton Highschool AR

A shitty redneck school full of rednecks that butt fuck goats. Then we have the feins of the school nic feins they ask for 2 more hits and make those hits blinkers. Then you have the fake ppl who think they gansta. Then the most hypocritical vice principle. They also care more about vaping then the students education.

Clinton HIghschool AR is the most shittest school besides Shirley AR

by Joe byrin March 23, 2022

Areli

Areli is a beautiful talented girl, a basketballer an athlete, a boy magnet too. Even though sometimes she may feel left out she's perfect. She always keeps a smile on people's face and sometimes guys might call her a lesbian but she's perfect. She's always getting heart broken all the time by boys who don't love her for who she is but what she has (she's really rich). But deep down everyone loves her she might not be the best in academics but she is smart in her own way. I love her

Areli is so pretty and athletic I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HER HER

by unkown thinket May 7, 2024

Forrest City, AR

Realest place in the ARK and the centre of the 870! Don’t beef here or you’ll be beat here. 4s up for SHAW!

I’m from Da City! Forrest City, AR!

by Neverknow March 10, 2021