Ape Mode

When new found knowledge elicits blind rage, similar to when the Man-Apes discover the monolith in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.

When I found out that Suzie was creepin' with Mark I just about went Ape Mode.

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

AP Week

The vague period in which AP exams are administered by collegeboard (though testing 'week' is actually two weeks). >_>

This all occurs in the beginning of May, when some kids begin to panic and study; others nap and smoke weed. Whatever works (or doesn't).

AP Week is coming up .. but since I'm a senior and I don't care about credit, I'll probably sleep through all my exams.

by masstext May 6, 2009

AP Gains

Biggest chad of the land. God of CG and disney. Enjoys "Plo Jobs". Also Grand Police chief of the 69th precinct.

AP Gains stole my wife my kids my house my home and my money. :(

by Jerakona August 5, 2021

AP English

The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.

Friend: Did you sleep last night?

You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing Lindsay Lohan has done with her career?

by Richard Roggers April 21, 2014

ape tits

1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.

"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."

by totally not gay pirate February 10, 2006

Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes

Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

AP Class

Beginning: Confident, stuck-up, self-proclaimed overachievers/geniuses enter the classroom.

Result: A horde of mindless zombies, mumbling senseless jibberish, back-broken by books & homework, personalities shattered by shock & insomnia, driven to the edge of both sanity & society by lack of social life, totters feebly out of the classroom.

AP Student's schedule

Class.................Location..................Teacher
__________________________________________

AP Class A/B......The Boiler Room......Satan, Devil

AKA Hell

by Bloodshot-Eyes June 2, 2011