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alans finks

A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.
Alans finks sucks willy on a daily
by Shabbyk September 28, 2021
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alan liang

the best person u could ever come across, hes so hot id smash him with everything i can his juicy balls ahhh simppppp
ahhhhhhhhh alan liang????? yes alan liang do be the definiton of smashable
by DADDYSMILKMEOW January 24, 2023
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alan garcia

Former Peruvian president known for being sketchy, corrupt and fat.

Alan is known for escape from Peruvian justice several times, have received a big bribes and released drug traffickers and corrupt people in his period leading country.

Alan Garcia ruins country in the '80s. During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks and numerous human rights abuses.
Alan Garcia fuck up Peru twice
by Popy Olivera November 22, 2018
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Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life
I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.
by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019
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alan perl

a polish twat which talks like he hit puberty at eight years old he also is a polish rapist who goes knoll academy, sevenoaks, kent
by George pig December 17, 2018
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Alan Butterfield

Stealth bad ass who hung on a tree during hurricane Harvey over 18 hours, grumpy old fart that has 9 lives like a cat.
by Samiamx2 December 21, 2018
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Alan Bowl

An Alan Bowl is a half empty bowl of flower Usually enjoyed by oneself alone.
I had a very rough day and came home and stared at my Alan Bowl
by Enormous Anonymous February 11, 2019
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