by Cocomelom April 25, 2022
A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.
by Shabbyk September 29, 2021
cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.Someone who is sweet, loving and kind. The best guy to have as your boyfriend because he treats you so well and knows how to take care of you. Makes friends with your friends and isn't afraid to show how much he cares for you.This man is the very definition of sexy, that every person on the opposite sex desires. He is really a greek god of modern times. He's not too muscular nor to thin he is just right.
That man is so omer alan....
by jeana wellens February 15, 2013
A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever
GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"
Peter - "It should've been me"
Peter - "It should've been me"
by Halal Jamal November 01, 2022
a polish twat which talks like he hit puberty at eight years old he also is a polish rapist who goes knoll academy, sevenoaks, kent
alan perl is polish
by George pig December 17, 2018
Ok. An Allan dainty is the HENCHEST OF THE HENCHEST men that you will ever meet. Although the Is small inside he is a six foot black basketball player who has women throwing themselves at this left and right. Sometimes he has to lock himself in his room to get away from all the chicks. He is smarter then Einstein and more flexible then hawking.
by Coolgamer169 February 27, 2020
A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.
Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.
Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.
by oPtIc FaTmAl May 02, 2022