Hot bitch - "Have you heard Zips rap?"
Fat Hoe- "No, whos that?!"
Hot bitch - "OH MY GOD you're missing out!"
Fat Hoe- "No, whos that?!"
Hot bitch - "OH MY GOD you're missing out!"
by Infedel1999 January 13, 2021

by ewbhjskbnhsjkzsnhisfuhdjx April 2, 2022

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023

Teacher: Hi class! How do you solve 6/2(1+2)?
Brian: Using BODMAS, we have to solve 2(1+2) first, then divide it from 6, making the answer 1.
Nicholas: You have to use the zip method. By zipping the 2 off the (1+2). Hence, it would be 6 divide 2, multiplied by 3 which makes 9.
Teacher: Shut up and unzip my pants.
Brian: Using BODMAS, we have to solve 2(1+2) first, then divide it from 6, making the answer 1.
Nicholas: You have to use the zip method. By zipping the 2 off the (1+2). Hence, it would be 6 divide 2, multiplied by 3 which makes 9.
Teacher: Shut up and unzip my pants.
by Magmalightning January 14, 2019

If you want to pay later for something you want today - “Just Zip it”. And pay for overtime instead with Zip.
“Just Zip it” when buying anything online or in store to make use of flexible payment plans. And stop yourself from drowning in credit card debt - “just Zip it” instead.
“Just Zip it” when buying anything online or in store to make use of flexible payment plans. And stop yourself from drowning in credit card debt - “just Zip it” instead.
That’s it.
I’m done with Android and getting myself an iPhone today. Need one badly - will definitely Just Zip It!
I’m done with Android and getting myself an iPhone today. Need one badly - will definitely Just Zip It!
by NameDork March 16, 2021
