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Zip

Zip is a stupid cunt.
by anonymous October 12, 2020
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Zips

Greatest rapper who aint made it yet.
Hot bitch - "Have you heard Zips rap?"

Fat Hoe- "No, whos that?!"
Hot bitch - "OH MY GOD you're missing out!"
by Infedel1999 January 13, 2021
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Zip

A person's name.

Zip is a kind and caring person with the best boobas
Zip has big boobas bro..
by ewbhjskbnhsjkzsnhisfuhdjx April 2, 2022
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Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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Zip

(Mathematics)
When you split off two values connected by brackets, and ignoring the law of BODMAS.
Teacher: Hi class! How do you solve 6/2(1+2)?
Brian: Using BODMAS, we have to solve 2(1+2) first, then divide it from 6, making the answer 1.
Nicholas: You have to use the zip method. By zipping the 2 off the (1+2). Hence, it would be 6 divide 2, multiplied by 3 which makes 9.
Teacher: Shut up and unzip my pants.
by Magmalightning January 14, 2019
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Just Zip it

If you want to pay later for something you want today - “Just Zip it”. And pay for overtime instead with Zip.

“Just Zip it” when buying anything online or in store to make use of flexible payment plans. And stop yourself from drowning in credit card debt - “just Zip it” instead.
That’s it.

I’m done with Android and getting myself an iPhone today. Need one badly - will definitely Just Zip It!
by NameDork March 16, 2021
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