by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
by PrinceValiant69 December 21, 2016
General definition: Absolute fucking badass.
Practical definition: Calling someone a fucking badass to the absolute.
Literal definition: A person in the show Breaking Bad played by Bryan Cranston, occasionally referred to as "Heisenberg."
Practical definition: Calling someone a fucking badass to the absolute.
Literal definition: A person in the show Breaking Bad played by Bryan Cranston, occasionally referred to as "Heisenberg."
Person A: "Hey, did you see that one show with Walter White?"
Person B: "You mean the absolute badass?"
Person A: "Yeah, but did you see it?"
Person B: "Of course."
Person B: "You mean the absolute badass?"
Person A: "Yeah, but did you see it?"
Person B: "Of course."
by Dr. Jim, TSD July 23, 2022
The protagonist (and antagonist) of the Breaking Bad series.
A high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with lung cancer and on a whim decides to begin cooking meth with a former student of his Jesse Pinkman.
Also goes by Heisenberg or The One Who Knocks.
Really fucking good at cooking meth.
A high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with lung cancer and on a whim decides to begin cooking meth with a former student of his Jesse Pinkman.
Also goes by Heisenberg or The One Who Knocks.
Really fucking good at cooking meth.
Jesse: Yo Mr. White lets cook some of that blue stuff.
Walter White: Shut the fuck up Jesse, go kill a meth head for me.
Walter White: Shut the fuck up Jesse, go kill a meth head for me.
by Garden Beebo April 13, 2023
Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
by LooseSniper May 24, 2023
by Boat21 January 26, 2022
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
by Walter White. January 22, 2023