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The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.
A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."
by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021
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thread chicken

If you aren't sure if you're going to run out of bobbin thread before finishing your current seam, but you keep stitching without re threading your bobbin, you are playing thread chicken.
I totally lost a game of thread chicken, and now I have to re-sew the entire fucking seam.
by E.wolfsbane January 27, 2022
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Thread Killer

A “thread killer” is a member of a group text who sends a comment so wheels off that the other members cease conversation.
Rage replied to a text thread with:

“My b-hole is hairy...I don't shave it, so when explosive shit comes at 120 mph, it's like a Brazilian wax

Rage is a thread killer
by Ffbking February 3, 2022
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Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
by The Stag1 January 2, 2021
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thread

Someone that’s is keeping you alive; happy.
I’m hanging by a thread. My best friend, Olivia, is my thread.
by charlidanelio January 12, 2021
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Threads

Have you tried Threads?
by tbk-i-win June 19, 2025
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Threading

You a re a real threading tray
by Hugeahole June 20, 2025
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