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Kardashian

Noun: A Family of whores that got famous for being made of as much plastic as a Barbie.
Verb: To act like a slut or completely retarded to gain popularity or just to piss someone the hell off.
Noun: I hate that bitch Kim Kardashian
Verb: I think I might pull a Kardashian and mount that man for no fucking reason, then I’ll smear my shit on the walls.
by BruddaOsas86 June 28, 2020
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Cookie Cutter Kardashian

When a girl or guy idolize the Kardashian’s so much that the end up looking like a cookie cutter version of them. There are millions of them out there. With fake lips, Butts and boobs. There make up is way over done, nothing about them is original or natural.
That girl is a cookie cutter kardashian, she’s copied everything they do. She looks like a clone aka cookie cutter version of the Kardashian’s.
by Cheekychic😝 December 16, 2018
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Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.
"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
by otterpop206 December 14, 2013
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Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a serious illness discovered in Calabasas when Kris Jenner gave birth to this disease in 1850. This disease includes having a shopping kink and getting married 5 times in 1 year and divorcing after 72 days.
Jenny: “Stacy is acting autistic
Amber: “She’s got the Kim Kardashian!”
Jenny: “Ouch that’s worse than cancer”
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022
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Kardashian

While skiing or snowboarding one sticks to exclusively black runs.
Dude I Kardashianed the whole way down!! It was sick!
by Wardy79 March 14, 2023
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The 1700 of the kardashians

The 1700 of the kardashians are also known as The Schuyler Sisters.
by Markey Linky October 28, 2020
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Kardashian

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!
by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024
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