The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.
Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.
Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!
Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!
Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
by Dandylion1504 January 4, 2014
Get the german curvemug. a technique of manual stimulation where the penis is grasped "overhand" with the thumb and index finger closest to the body and the pinky toward the tip of the penis. Can be employed by one's self, or by a partner.
by Manimal 38 January 2, 2012
Get the Reverse Germanmug. A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)
by anonymous April 7, 2022
Get the Mountain Germanmug. by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016
Get the German crackmug. when two people press their anuses against each other. Then the dominant person poops and the poop slides into the subs anus.
by Jacobr1620 July 1, 2021
Get the German exchangemug. the art of lesbian interactions. Dates back to the 1900s where masculine female German wrestling teams were accused of sexual relations.
by Roxiemoron October 22, 2007
Get the german wrestlingmug. A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!
Person 2: Right on Bro!
Person 3 : That's disgusting.
Person 2: Right on Bro!
Person 3 : That's disgusting.
by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011
Get the German Sharpshootermug.