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chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community
woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris
by gingers can die October 13, 2021
mugGet the chrismug.

chris

that one asian kid whos smart and rich
jeesh chris no need to brag-...
by keenie79 January 27, 2021
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Stupid noob that stinks at fortnite and especially rocket league
Fuck no i don’t want to squad with Chris my back hurts from carrying this shitter”
by Gayhomonamedchrisk May 28, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.
Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.
You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends
by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed
Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!
by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

I am chris
What are you up to?
I am Chris
by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

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