Ruben

fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan

ruben is so fat

by ruben santu November 27, 2021

Ruben

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.

A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.

“Oi, it’s ruben”..

by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

rubenating

to rub ones lame ass

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks

by BigCheez February 23, 2014

Ruben Gamer

Oh, are you looking at?

Well... This is my first post of urbandinctionary :D

THAT'S ME ^^DDDDDDDDD

Exactly my first ^^3333

You guys be silent, I'm not handsome for today ¬n¬

I'm not straight, I'm still gay furry but I'm only human ¬n¬ ¬n¬ ¬n¬

Oh Sorry °^°

I support LGBT, because yes. lol XDDD

Ruben Gamer

by Ruben Gamer May 20, 2024

Ruben

He is the most handsome man in the world. He is kind, protective, funny, good listener, smart and all the good things you could imagine. He always remembers small details and makes you feel like the most fortunate girl in the world. He is the best friend you could have. He is very sportive too, and motivates you to be better, physically and as a person. He makes you feel special and wanted, he is the most special man in the world. I hope everybody gets to know someone like him.

X: I love Ruben
X: You are very lucky to have him

by snsnsnsnsnsnsn December 4, 2024

Ruben

This mf always acting gay. He pulls all the men tho

Mom “Have you finally pulled some bitches?”

Ruben “No, I like men”

by Slixx999 November 24, 2021

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020