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kick-puppy

The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.
I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.
by Hello-o-o-o-o December 4, 2011
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snuggle puppy

Someone who only wants to snuggle and not go to the next step.
That girls not wild shes just a snuggle puppy!
by coolguy21 November 15, 2007
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Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
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Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
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Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.
I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.
by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009
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mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.
Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…
by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
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Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.
Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.
by Ballbarian August 20, 2016
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