Goosemeat monday

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s

Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday

by eddy051705 January 23, 2022

Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.

Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.

by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019

Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015

cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online

Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.

by nina541 November 30, 2010

Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.

"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied

by DancingWhale December 1, 2010

Haircut Monday

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.

Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!

by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009

sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often

kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.

by airfives February 15, 2010