Superdull Monday

The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.

"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"

"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."

"Why the long face?"

"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."

by Trojan2980 January 14, 2010

monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015

cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online

Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.

by nina541 November 30, 2010

Haircut Monday

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.

Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!

by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009

Monday Dumbday

The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.

I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.

by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010

Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.

"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied

by DancingWhale December 1, 2010