Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

Spicy Mole

A bowl in a bong, pipe, or other smoking device that is loaded with a mixture of marijuana and tobacco. People who load spicy moles often enjoy the head buzz of tobacco coupled with the effect of weed.

Smoking tobacco out of a bong hurts my lungs. That's why I hate it when Jordan only packs spicy moles.

by Skingleberry October 18, 2011

mole shower

A t shirt with a raggedy loose neck line that reveals a chest mole.

Sweet mole shower simon cowell

by shinwig January 23, 2023

Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

Mole Straep

A phrase from the infamously bad Warriors fanfiction, Starkit’s Prophecy. It is believed to be more or less synonymous with molest.

'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"

by Sleep Deprivation June 20, 2018

Moles For Life

A mantra for a select group, a mafia rather where the lifestyle consists of moles, brews, and chach for days. Only a select few can rep Moles For Life and it’s an honor to do so.

Yo who the fuck spray-painted Moles For Life

by Planthead Απ May 2, 2022