Linda

There are many Linda's but this specific one is a different Linda. A snake if you may. A snake that slithers into your life and pretends to be your friend until it's already too late. Linda will try to penetrate your friend groups and attempt to take them as her own. Even though most people will see right through this terrible creature some won't realize until Linda already has her slimy skin wrapped around them.

P1: Hey who's that?
P2 : Some chick named Linda
P1 : Oh fuck that shit. Mfs a snake innit

by ZoinkersScoober November 27, 2021

Malia/Linda

Pushing guys away bc you’re afraid to catching feelings because guys actually suck ass.

“Don’t you dare pull a Malia/Linda on this dude, he’s actually good for you”

by LCarter_06 December 4, 2021

linda sweating

when you're going exceptionally hard on fortnite, exceeding your average skill limit

i can't talk right now, i'm linda sweating

by aimh69 March 11, 2024

linda sweating

sweating profusely in a game of fortnite

“what do you mean you can’t get on fortnite? i was looking forward to linda sweating!”

by mowmow1177 March 16, 2024

Linda

Best Volleyball player in the world. Also very kind and beloved. BUT People also really like to blame her for everything...

Omg Linda how dare you...

Love you <3

by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021