Your typical white girl.
Loves starbucks and scarves.
Constantly Instagramming nothing.
Is essentially a breadstick.
Loves starbucks and scarves.
Constantly Instagramming nothing.
Is essentially a breadstick.
Waitress: Can i get you guys some drinks?
Kate: I'll just have some breadsticks, I only came here to take an Instagram picture
Kate: I'll just have some breadsticks, I only came here to take an Instagram picture
by mynameisfrank11 September 30, 2013
by 3fan November 20, 2011
Blonde girl with long torso. You will find Kate at the beach during summer break always flirting with the hot locals. She has small boobs however tricks men with her multiple push-up bras. She lures them into her house, feeds them a delectable home cooked meal by her mother (Sarah) and then proceeds to "get down and dirty" with her victim. Usually works for a chicken company where she collects the digits of much older customers. Enjoys stealing the innocence from young, sweet boys who go by the name of Jacob.
Me: I really like this guy called Alex
Kate: ohh really...
*Kate runs away, finds alex and fucks him dead*
Kate: I have genital thrush from having loads of sex with alex
Me: oh... *Heart breaks*
Kate: ohh really...
*Kate runs away, finds alex and fucks him dead*
Kate: I have genital thrush from having loads of sex with alex
Me: oh... *Heart breaks*
by MittyOllieCamMattChrisJarod February 14, 2012
by happyclapper February 02, 2016
by don’t worry about my name 💁🏽♀️ September 28, 2020
very depressed alcoholic who tends to cry on the daily, she is loved by many but hate hated by more. she is a truly loyal friend and won’t give up. her intelligence is questionable but her humour is uncanny
by poopoohead176 October 29, 2018
Person 1: I have to give this girl I barely knew a lift to the bus to collect someone and all I got was a thank you. She didn't buy me food.
Person 2: That is nothing, this girl I know, has demanded me to buy her a vibrator
Person 3: They both sound like a Kate
Person 2: That is nothing, this girl I know, has demanded me to buy her a vibrator
Person 3: They both sound like a Kate
by irldewey August 27, 2020