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Jessica

A Jessica is one of those bald bitches who thought it'd be a good idea to shave her head until her friends start turning her into a meme.
Friend 1: is that a boy... or a girl?
Friend 2: No that is just Jessica.
by Kiwi619 March 30, 2020
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jessica

art girl who likes cats, also hangs with the tards
i feel bad for jessica
by anonymous December 10, 2019
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Jessica

The BADDEST BITCH you will ever meet. She always got hoes trying her but she stays unbothered. She a queen, so treat her with care. SUPER nice, but if you try the bitch she gonna throw hands. Gives people too many chances, and is too nice to hoes who take her love for granted. She loves herself and don't need any man. What she do need is sleep tho, the bitch gets like 5 minutes a night.
"You know Jessica"?
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
by ohnojessicaa August 28, 2019
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Jessica

A girl who everyone loves and is very friendly. Usually has brown hair and hazel eyes. They usually have strong bonds with animals like dogs or cats. She is that girl that talks to anyone and everyone she runs into. She talks to every guy and misleads everyone until you find out she likes some 300 pound kid who is ugly AF and your like WTF. Trust me if your friends with one keep it that way.
Jessica talked to everyone in the hall and was late school.
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Jessica

Jessica is a common name. They are girls that tend to have a big heart. They support you when you need it and never leave you. If you know a Jess praise her for everything she does for you. They are very pretty girls with great personality’s. As well as a big heart they have big bums too. Their smile can brighten your day. Jess’ are great people, don’t let them go!
I saw that Jessica yesterday, she looked amazing
by Sarah7890 June 30, 2018
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jessica

jessica: shut your squeaky mouth up dumb dumb
by jess hates me March 26, 2019
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