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Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)
"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"
by anonymous April 7, 2022
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German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016
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German exchange

when two people press their anuses against each other. Then the dominant person poops and the poop slides into the subs anus.
by Jacobr1620 July 1, 2021
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German Fudgesicle

The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.

Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.
Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!
by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011
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Reverse German

a technique of manual stimulation where the penis is grasped "overhand" with the thumb and index finger closest to the body and the pinky toward the tip of the penis. Can be employed by one's self, or by a partner.
Sally pulled out the reverse German last night while giving me a hand job.
by Manimal 38 January 2, 2012
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german wrestling

the art of lesbian interactions. Dates back to the 1900s where masculine female German wrestling teams were accused of sexual relations.
"I'm leaving the room and I don't want any German Wrestling going on while I'm away"
by Roxiemoron October 22, 2007
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German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.
by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011
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