free mode

This is when you are too broke to buy data but Facebook has pity on you to be chatting...😑

I can't see the picture you sent, I'm using FREE MODE

by Phenom_X March 31, 2020

free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.

"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Free Gas

From when after filling up your vehicle's gas tank, it is above the Full line. In a sense holding more gas than physically possible.

David: ROAD TRIP TO BERKELEY FOR SOME CINNAMON ROLLS!!!

Matt: Why are you yelling?

David: Cuz we gots free gas. So it's free.

or

Maddie: Do you have any free gas so we can we go on an adventure Gab-riella?

Gabby: Absolutely Madeline Rose.... should we invite Paige?

Maddie & Gabby: Nawwww.

by Junko915 February 24, 2011

free slut

a second girl you get without having to cheat on your first girlfriend because your girlfriend is bisexual and she already is interested in you.

guy 1; hey did you see that chris has 2 girls kissing him

guy 2 ; yea i know he has a free slut

by asian sensation5570 October 23, 2011

Free Lick

(1)A person who could be easily stolen from

(2) A person who could be easily defeated in competitive settings.

(1)”This guy always walks around with his pockets wide open and his wallet half out, he’s such a free lick!”

(2)”This guy wanted to 1v1 on Call Of Duty but I shit on him cause he’s a free lick

by MrKnowItAll62991672 September 20, 2023

free protein

A slang term for seminal fluid of the human species. Usually used in suggestive and/or sexual manners.

Scott: Want some free protein? ;)
Dave: No, that’s nasty thanks.

by FreeProtein November 1, 2020

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005