Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

Chris, a very Mature yet Nasty man, someone who loves to tease you every now and then

"That Chris dude played with me yesterday, I dont even know how Sery is dating him."

by HJxSHO January 8, 2021

Chris

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck

He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.

by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019

chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community

woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

chris

A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.

Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

Chris

I am chris

What are you up to?
I am Chris

by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021