Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu

Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016

I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.

Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

chrome to your dome

Getting a pistol placed up against the skull.

Mikey: Yo brah! Phil went to go sell the weed, but he got the chrome to his dome and got robbed instead! Phil said he was a heavyset black dude, should have known he'd be trouble.
Logan: Damn! He seems like the kind of guy that would put the chrome to your dome.

by Mikey the Real G October 22, 2013

Chromosomes

The life force that flows through all things within the Filthy Frank universe, similar to The Force of Star Wars. Chromosomes can be extracted through someone's bodily fluids, or by the person doing something retarded on purpose. Chromosomes are somewhat in between matter and energy, seeing as they can be stored. The Dark Lord Chin Chin lives off of this matter-energy and uses it to fuel his dark powers. People who have been drained of chromosomes will act sluggish, be able to barely move, and say things that are very gay. Chromosomes are also a unit of time, suggesting that this mystical substance is fourth-dimensional.

It is time. Prepare to give the Dark Lord the Chromosomes we have stored over the past few chromosomes.

ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO
ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO
ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO

by The Peace Lord Deimos August 6, 2017

Christmas

A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3

"Look! It's Christmas! I wonder if the happy chubby dude left me any presents!!"

by ramen child December 6, 2016

christianna

A beautiful perfect girl that is very cheery and always lightens up the room. She is very pretty. She is known to be hyper and never shuts up. It can also be an adjective of being very obnoxious and loud or someone who is always putting a smile on someone's face with her dumb but hilarious statements.
noun- Christianna always turns a dull moment into a party.

-Dude Christianna is so hot!

-I love hanging out with Christianna, we always have such a good time!

adjective- The christianna girl doesn't know how to turn down her volume.

- That girl was so funny and loud we called her Christianna

christianna gorgeous sweet

by Clairelove October 22, 2013

chronomania

chronomania n (Greek khronos, time + Greek mania, obsession, madness; cf. megalomania, balletomania) - obsession with time and speed; inclination to utilize every moment and to submit one's life to a total time control.

America suffers from chronomania. Faster, faster, faster! Why not to stop and to look in tranquility where we stand and into which future we have been rushing headlong.

Chronomania may become dangerous for your mental health. Try to find a different focus of life, apart from schedules and deadlines.

by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003