The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.
She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.
by JonJonB January 15, 2004
Get the Harry wanger mug.1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter
2. To suck at something voraciously
3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
2. To suck at something voraciously
3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.
2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.
3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.
3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
by stinko2309 March 29, 2010
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Often taking place during 4th of July celebrations, a Harry Potter Duel is when two individuals stand from a distance, pointing lit roman candle fireworks at each other à la Harry Potter.
by RustyNailTermz October 12, 2020
Get the Harry Potter Duel mug.Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.
Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
by HarryPotter is my home-boy December 2, 2010
Get the Harry-Potter-Boner mug.the most unproblematic angel walking on this earth.Makes amazing music.Is caring to his fans and is literally the best fuging celebrity so ya
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Get the Harry Pooper mug.A hot band leader in the band duplicity but also a mafia member, very aggressive and degrading, hates everyone and everything except for Aven and rich. He also lied to his "Angel" for 88 chapters until she found out that his real name was Sebastian Walker and her entire life was a lie.
by duplicityniallslovebot May 23, 2021
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