wanna fight

wanna f*ck?

boy: wanna fight?
girl: mhm

by cheeseandtoeslol June 9, 2021

lotion fight

When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other

Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”

by BRM22 February 1, 2020

Fight Hangover

The feeling one gets in the aftermath of a fight with one's partner. This is most often witnessed the morning after a marathon argument that lasts into the next day.

Jane totally has fight hangover. Her and her boyfriend argued all night. She looks like hell.

by BlackCat33 March 1, 2010

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019

granny fight

A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.

Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.

Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.

Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.

by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010

Knife fight

Probably one of the most homoerotic song to ever exist, created by lemon demon aka neil cicierega. if Neil didn’t indent this song to be homoerotic, idk what he intended it to be.

mentally ill teenager 1: “have you heard the song knife fight by lemon demon?”
mentally ill teenager 2: “oh my god are you talking about the homoerotic one absolutely”
mentally ill teenager 1:“EXACTLY you can’t just put one of the lyrics as “ill pin you to the wall!” And say the song isn’t gay???”

by squidsisters January 16, 2022