James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.

I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!

by James’s friend June 9, 2021

Love yourself

Must love yourself

Please love yourself

by Army yoon July 8, 2020

Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .

My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.

by Siakinky December 17, 2020

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018

Ibising yourself

To totally ruin oneself by using false logic and diversion when owned.

lol at Ibising yourself away from the point.

by ubafool August 26, 2008

Heeh yourself

The phrase used when someone makes a quad bogey, breaks a golf club, does something retarded.

After the quad bogey, he was forced to heeh yourself.

by Tubs69 May 18, 2020