May 25

May 25 is national grab ass, titties, pussy and dick day for bitches but if your a real freak than this day is where you fuck all day or even lose your virginity

Have fun on May 25

by Big slipper April 14, 2019

May 25

The realest niggas bday, loyal nd friendly asl is this mans. Gotcho self a day 1 with this bday ya hurd!

Person 1: damn it's May 25th, is it anyone's bday?
Person 2: yeah I think it's that kid steven's bday.
Person 1: damn that brotha a G you feel? realest day 1 EVER
Person 2: facts bro, you right, you right.

by sk52504 November 1, 2019

June 25

National Eat Her Asshole Day

Bro Did you know what day it is?

No what?

Its National Eat Her Asshole Day, June 25

by NothingButABitchNigga12345 June 24, 2018

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

March 25

The day sir Cimion was born, the realest nigga to step foot on earf.

OH SHIT ITS MARCH 25th, the day the sexiest nigga alive was born!!

by Sir Cimion the first October 17, 2019

Rule 25

In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.

Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.

by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr February 5, 2010

October 25

October 25th is "National Sausage Slap Day", where you can slap sausages with your friends, peers, and kids.

Osama: Hey, Kyle! *Slaps his sausage against Kyle's*

Kyle: wtf bro that's gay bro what u doing bro wtf bro, bro.

"its ok, its october 25" "ohh, i see man, my bad. lets continue"

by SausageSlapper October 24, 2019