One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

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pig

a fat person

Omg, Ashley is such a pig!

by nitoro February 17, 2021

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pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 18, 2021

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Dirty pig roast

Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop

I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night

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The pig

The best dead by daylight killer

Spencer loves the pig

by Buff DS February 22, 2021

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The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK

Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub

by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021

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