Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

Eggs

An American slang term for when something is pretty cool, or when stuff is generally going your way.

Jeremy: Hey, my boss gave me the day off
Dylan: Oh, eggs

Steve: Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow at 3
Jordan: Eggs

by JeremyGriffis August 15, 2021

lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022

Scotch Egg

A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated

Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg

by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024

Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025