Urban Dictionary

A site losers go to to define their horrendous names with as good names just so they could feel better about it.

David said I should look up his name on Urban Dictionary, says it's cool.

by ayhesaidit August 4, 2018

Urban dictionary

A chaotic place where people can post their own definitions.

Urban dictionary is chaos.

by puzzler3015, liker of blons November 20, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Fun place where we all post shit under names like Perverted Edgelord and show our friends.

But sadly, perverted edgelord wasnt urban enough to enlighten his fellow dicktoinary buddies in the girl wood cult. If only he could post on the Urban Dictionary...

by Perverted Edgelord June 15, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The Website your on rn.

Eg: YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

DUH

by N. Cyprus May 2, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A breeding ground for sex jokes made by chronicly online 13 year olds.

What you look at urban dictionary?
Hell no.

by Sam Gonu February 1, 2024

Urban Dictionary

The apparently dead website you're viewing this.

All the definitions here are from 2003-2010, when it was on it's peak, now the people using this site nowadays are me and other people who met this site way too late.

About 80% of the definitions contain sex, and 95% contain a shitload of swearwords,

guy 1: i don't know what a creampie is, gotta search on Urban Dictionary.
guy 1: huh? an actual non sexual definition on Urban Dictionary? right...

by Some fucker took my name July 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021