My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"

Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

midland university

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.

midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.

by nickscottttttt June 15, 2022

Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025

university of slay

the most aesthetic university in the world, the university of pittsburgh. ft a 42 floor gothic tower that slays all day, there’s no better place to study

fuck harvard, i just got accepted to the university of slay 😌

by slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 6, 2022

Biggest Cunt In The Universe

The Biggest Cunt In The Universe is Analicia Chaves. And it’s not like “Imma bad bitch, Imma cunt” it’s like , “You are such a fuckin cunt.” Stuck up cunt.

Predators are cunts..remember that..tell your kids that.

“Who is the biggest cunt..like ever?”

“Ana Montana…she’s the biggest cunt in the universe.”

“The lady that gets with 18 year olds? At 32? Eww! She is a cunt.”

by DatOnePaleBitch September 17, 2022

wilkes university

A University in Wilkes-Barre,PA. Some love it some hate it.
Commonly referred to as "Wilkes"

Guy: So I went to Wilkes University
Girl: oh

by Hunter1910 September 3, 2016

University of Rhode Island

A university in Kingston, Rhode Island that is also known as "Rutgers North." Home to more tri-staters that actual Rhode Islanders. A college of last resort for losers trying to rehabilitate themselves (i.e. Jim Harrick, Lamar Odom).

Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.

Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.

Person one: I thawt i wuz gonna ta go ta C.W.Post on Lawn Guyland
Person two: Fawget aboutit! You can go ta da University of Rhode Island with me ! Yugggge!

by bluerincon July 3, 2022