certified water boys

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water

Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet

by Kaurikitoa January 5, 2023

Raw water washdown

A marine hookup used to supply lake/ocean water from underneath the boat as a means for cleaning, etc. It is not a sex thing you filthy barnacle.

Eric used the raw water washdown to clean the bloodstains from the swim platform.

by Aaayyyyyyyooooooo August 14, 2019

Like a 'coon to water

A rural description of a persons behavior while being uncontrollably drawn to someone or something that will destroy or kill them. The origin of the term comes from the behavior of raccoons that have been poisoned with a poison which induces uncontrollable thirst. This leads the raccoon to run to a water source and drink until they die.

Joe is like a 'coon to water over that stripper.

by tvod March 27, 2015

Water War Athlete

An individual who goes to the extreme in using their time, energy, and effort to get the perfect kill for senior assassin. Water Wars is not just a game to them it is a lifestyle. They eat, sleep and train up until senior year when senior assassin season comes around. They follow the rules to be the sneakiest for the perfect kill. The ultimate menace to the water wars society.

Larry was named water war athlete of the week because he hid in Shane’s front yard bush for 12 hours in a Ghillie suit.

by Momager1210 March 28, 2022

splash some water

Make your vagina wet

You gonna splash some water for me

by Chocolate 0909 July 25, 2017

upside down water

upside down water- another word for vodka, aka

That good shit

(At a party)

Girl# one- iS tHAt a wHoLE boTTlE Of vODkA
Girl# two- nooooo bEsTiE ThIs Is UpsIDoWn WaTer

upside down water

by Gshmoney$ August 23, 2021

tijuana water slide

A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts

We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide

by Daisy Rocket August 24, 2017