Stockdale Syndrome

In psychology, Stockdale syndrome is a term used to describe a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein an individual misguidedly protests his innocence to his captors when he is, in fact, guilty.

We got arrested last night. At the police station one of the boys totally lost it - developed Stockdale Syndrome and reckoned he had nothing to do with it. Embarrassing.

by Satchman999 June 8, 2011

syrian syndrome

what happens is when your voice is sexy as fuck but your looks are like one look and people want to kill theirselves

that dudes voice was so sexy, but one look at his face made me run. he had syrian syndrome.

by andysss May 1, 2015

Guddurulz Syndrome

The act of spelling every fucking word wrong and being completely oblivious to doing so.

We shud dew a charitee yo..4 da guddz patents. - Guddurulz Syndrome

by Vampire K11 December 27, 2009

Turpets Syndrome

When your pet has turrets syndrome like symptoms.

All of a sudden, my dog pulses with a crazy tic like she has Turpets syndrome.

by daisylovescrazy August 12, 2008

Apple Syndrom

This often occurs with any Applebee's employee that shows the slightest interest in becoming a manager. The GM will encourage you to work as many hours as humanly possible and switch you from server, to expo, to bartender, to fry cook, broil, and mid cook, and every other position within a matter of weeks. Symptoms of this sickness includes but is not limited to; referring everyone as an "applebot", calling the store your "apple family", doing "call backs" when a family member asks you for something (example: family--"Just to let you know, dinner will be ready in 10minutes" you--"I hear you ten minutes"), correcting your spouse or childrens mistake by saying "That's not spec!", placing your fork/spoon on your plate so the handle points at 5 o'clock.

"My wife came down with Apple Syndrom the other day, she spent all night squeeging the deck off after it rained..."

by Current Emp October 12, 2008

pepsi syndrome

when you spill an entire can of Pepsi directly in between the G and H keys of a keyboard because it's 5 AM and you're still coding.

Mr. Franke: I once lost two keyboards to Pepsi syndrome in the same night.

by EssVeeEll November 25, 2013

Adam's syndrome

It is a mental situation where you find yourself mad about asian girls and to be seen all the time hanging around them, travelling to Asian countries, following Asian events and eating in Asian restaurants all in hope to hook up Asian girls. The situation said to be started with a famous white tall American biologist from USA by the name of Adam Beal in the 21 century.

White girl 1: look at that white guy hitting on our Chinese friend!
White girl 2: ugh, he's son of bitch, it's Adam's syndrome spreading like fire among them!

by Az28 April 28, 2011