Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 16, 2019

The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

blue punch

A slang term for a drink that has been spiked, usually at a frat party

Person 1: Did you just see Becky pissing herself?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.

by Goddamn trash February 7, 2017

house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.

"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"

by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020

Political punch

When a conservative finds a liberal Supporting Joe Biden, lieing, cheating on spouse, burning down buildings, sexual assault, supporting the KKK
, or anything else stupid liberals like to do they get a "Political punch"

Job Biden said" let's rains tax's 45% to support the LGQT community" then a conservative said " You idiot, you deserve a "Political punch" in the throat!"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021