The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.
Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.
by CorgisDie June 3, 2025
Get the Mach Potatomug. 
mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.
When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.
by SWEPro August 13, 2025
Get the mashed potatoesmug. by Richard Beater October 20, 2025
Get the Mashin My Potatoesmug. A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.
Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018
Get the Potatomug. Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.
by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022
Get the potato peelermug. Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?
Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!
Person 1: I agree
Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!
Person 1: I agree
by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021
Get the Potatomug.