poop cannon

The rectum.

My poop cannon is loaded and ready to fire. Where is the nearest bathroom?

by sleipnir13 November 18, 2012

what the poop!

What Steve says instead of what the hell.

What the poop!!! We had physics homework?!?

by A. Majestic July 24, 2008

poop ring

The brown ring you get upon your finger after inserting into one's anus.

Dude I got the sweetest poop ring yesterday from Olivia.

by DickFarts May 5, 2011

Poop Balloon

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.

Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!

Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!

by murphy_dog March 27, 2019

What the poop!

What steve says as a nicer way of saying what the hell.

Steve walks into his english class and notices that his essay was due that day.
Steve: What the poop!!! That's due today!!!
He turns and runs out of the class, then runs out of the school and all the way home!

by A. Majestic July 21, 2008

poop snaps

another way of saying fuck.

Girl 1: did you do the homework?
Girl 2: Poop snaps i forgot

by blahblahblahpoop October 15, 2009

Jacuzzi Poop

It's when you're taking a bath or in a hot tub and then you randomly feel like taking a dump with the warmth of the water.

Ah... this bath is so nice... *plop* Oops! I just took a Jacuzzi Poop!

by TogepiLover11 September 29, 2013